Weekly Babe + Bicycle

Mark Ronson & The Business INTL: "The Bike Song" from Warren Fu on Vimeo.

Verse:

I can't understand it, but I can't really can't stand them

Girls love cars, cars cause harm to the planet

Don't you wanna take a joyride on my tandem?

Huffy on a Huffy, don't I look so handsome.

Bikes suffice, they're so nice like priceless

Working on my calves to triceps to biceps

Bypass the gas, stop the traffic lights

I get a round, round, without a drivers license.

Hello are you walking? Farwell, I'm off then.

And I whip it through the city with a 40 and a 50

Party popping on my wheelie.

This is one of them. Although, I question the girl's ability to actually ride this bicycle without her onesie/sweater or whatever the hell she's got on falling off. Not that I would object to such a thing, but there might be children around. 

And secondly, it would be difficult to ride through brush.  Seriously who rides their bicycle through the Australian outback?  (not 100% sure that is where this is)  I mean why not have her pose with a kangaroo or dingo or something?  Looks like they applied a nice retro photoshop filter too.

Not sure what kind of bike she's rocking.  Looks like it could have been a quick pickup from Goodwill by the prop wrangler for this photoshoot...  

Well, here is another European babe on a bicycle. This is actually actress Famke Jansen, Dutch, and a Bond Girl.

If I was this hot I would be wearing a full face motocross helmet.  Gotta protect the money maker!

If I had to live in another country Sweden would probably be near the the top of the list. 

Wow, this girl is my dream girl. I've got a thing for tats, so one whole arm is like whoa, omg. Plus she's rocking what looks to be a bad ass Bianchi.

This is your prototypical European bicycle babe.  She's probably Dutch or maybe German (I think it says something German on the fence), but definitely European.  An occurence such as this is common in the bike friendly cities of Europe.  Can't say the same for ole USA. So sad.

This is the kind of bullshit that pisses me off.  You know this chick hasn't ridden a bicycle more than 100 yards since she was 12.  It's one thing to put a token hot girl on a hulking mass of metal like a Harley or a Ducati as ornamentation.  However, planting a token babe on a fixy is ridiculous. 

So sex sells right? The mantra of many an advertising executive, and i'm going to use it as an excuse to start the "Weekly Hot Girl on a Bicycle".  Read on for an in depth analysis of this picture where I make a lot of outrageous assumptions.  Play the embedded song by Ra Ra Riot while you read for the full experience.

First of all I finally got the Bike Map working right on the front page of the site. Pretty stoked about that, even though the majority of the parts don't have any content yet. Sorry about that! It will be happening soon.