Babe on a Bicycle

This is the kind of bullshit that pisses me off.  You know this chick hasn't ridden a bicycle more than 100 yards since she was 12.  It's one thing to put a token hot girl on a hulking mass of metal like a Harley or a Ducati as ornamentation.  However, planting a token babe on a fixy is ridiculous. 

Is it just the lens or do my boobs look big?

For one thing she wouldn't even be able to ride a fixy and she's probably too top heavy with the twins she's got locked upstairs.  Now lets talk about the what could have possibly led to this picture.  First and foremost, it was probably the fact the girl is wearing a shade of purple similar to andonized purple components on the bicycle.  I would have to guess the bike probably belongs to either the photographer, or the kid standing alone in the background.  You can also see this chicks friends giggling in the background.  They're all a little husky, so maybe a little bicycling wouldn't hurt them, as long as it doesn't affect our main girl's ridiculous rack.  

The bike itself is pretty sick.  It's hard to tell exacely what kind of components it's rocking, but if that is a white Brooks saddle that is a bad ass.  Plus some purple velocity deep Vs and some double strap rat traps to boot.  I would ride it, and I probably wouldn't say no to the girl either.