So sex sells right? The mantra of many an advertising executive, and i'm going to use it as an excuse to start the "Weekly Hot Girl on a Bicycle". Read on for an in depth analysis of this picture where I make a lot of outrageous assumptions. Play the embedded song by Ra Ra Riot while you read for the full experience.
Now this is a fantastic picture. Obviously this girl has the right idea. She's found the ability to be subtly sexy while riding her fixed gear. She's obviously a hipster, but she's pulling it off effortlessly with the torn up vans, cigarette in hand. The combination of a pretentious thumbs up, smile and fixed gear bicycle all seem to say, "This guy friend who I think has a thing for me just built this bike for me, I mean I'd never hook up with him, but I'll definitely take a free bike."
Lets talk more about the bike. It's a rolling contradiction, minimalist in one respect with no brales, yet is rocking two chain-rings. These are all signs of the notorious "Desperate Guy Build". The "Desperate Guy Build" can be seen being ridden by women throughout the world. The bike is usually a hodge podge of discarded parts quickly assembled in an attempt to garner the affection of the girl now atop it. This is usually done in a desperate attempt by men who have been relegated to the notorious "Friend Zone", a place there is no escape from. I know from personal experience.