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Um, bad day at the office.Kind of a mean site to make fun of someone - but anyone who has worked in a Tier 2 support level position or higher can appreciate the humor and the frustration. There's a few of them that I laughed my butt off. If taken in the right vein, I think others can too. The site may not work properly if you don't update your browser. If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit old reddit. Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Log in sign up User account menu 173 If Dr. Seuss wrote instruction manuals. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index ain't gonna hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. Kids these days. don't even understand the bluddy jokes they're ripping off. They love this joke. All rights reserved Back to top. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Log in sign up User account menu 37 What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals. Text to video Text to video If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
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When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom. Why would a network issue cause your floppy disk to fail. Why would your network be hooked into a mouse. What does monitor gauss have to do with a system hanging. Duration: 0:01:15 View Count: 1153 Upload Date: 2010-11-30T03:46:59.000Z Repost Count: 0 Favorite Count: 0 Like Count: 9 Dislike Count: 1 I am a bot. Please check to make sure that the URL you entered is correct. Go Back Home Want to build your own website. Homestead is your complete website building and hosting service. Click to learn more about Homestead. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash. If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! I love the use of terminology and acronyms. Big thumbs up for ya. Author: Gene Ziegler A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer Bits Bytes Chips Clocks Bits in bytes on chips in box. Bytes with bits and chips with clocks. Chips in box on ether-docks. Chips with bits come. Chips with bytes come.
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Chips with bits and bytes and clocks come. Look, sir. Look, sir. read the book, sir. Let's do tricks with bits and bytes, sir. Let's do tricks with chips and clocks, sir. First, I'll make a quick trick bit stack. Then I'll make a quick trick byte stack. You can make a quick trick chip stack. You can make a quick trick clock stack. And here's a new trick on the scene. Bits in bytes for your machine. Bytes in words to fill your screen. Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir. Try to say this by the clock, sir. Clocks on chips tick. Clocks on chips tock. Eight byte bits tick. Eight bit bytes tock. Clocks on chips with eight bit bytes tick. Chips with clocks and eight byte bits tock. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say. If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash. You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you another game sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
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I really hate you, and your floozie. I will hunt you with an Uzi. I do not want that something really obscene. I do not want your pyramid scheme. They should take you to the deck. And once there. should stretch your neck. You are so evil, so evil, you see. Get thee Satan away from me. If I could find you and your ISP, I would piddle in your shoes and on your knee. I find you crude! I find you rude! I do not like you here or there. I would not like you anywhere. Death to you Death to you Spam-I-am. Live simply. Give more. Expect less. Heres another Seuss one but about Star Treck that i found a while back. If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek Body: think Green eggs and ham when you read this. Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far. How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive. Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline. Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so. Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great. Picard: But surely we must not be late. Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard: The ship's on fire. How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker: Not me. Worf: Not me. Picard: Computer, how long til we die. Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye. Data: May I suggest a course to take. We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems. Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day. Again I say, Hurray. Hurray! Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi: We still must save the Indran planet -- Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite. Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go.
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires. Riker: We have a saboteur. Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why. Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi: Are any Romulan ships around. Have scanners said that they've been found. Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet. I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do. Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, ''Help us, clothe us, feed us!'' I can't just sit and let them die. A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try. Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip. A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all. He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm. Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph. Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely. Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend. Our troubles now are at an end. Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly And orbit yonder Indran sky. Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go.? Geordi: Yes, sir, we can. Picard: Then make it so. Author Unknown. How about you? It has been posted on a great many websites and circulates via email almost continually. The poem commonly sports the title “Why Computers Sometimes Crash!” and its authorship is attributed to famous American writer and cartoonist, Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel). Another, version of the poem circulates with the title “What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?” and lists the author as “Anonymous”.
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That said, many of us are perhaps guilty of believing that the poem was just one more among the thousands of jokes, poems and stories of unclaimed and unknown authorship that make their way around Cyberspace. The complete poem, is still available on the archived version of Gene Ziegler’s website. In a history of the poem on the same web page, Gene explained: It is sad and unfair that Mr. Ziegler has been so often denied the credit he deserves. Please do not circulate or publish the stolen versions of the poem. To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here:Hoax-Slayer debunks email and social media hoaxes, thwarts Internet scammers, combats spam, and educates web users about email, social media, and Internet security issues. Read More. It may not display this or other websites correctly. You should upgrade or use an alternative browser. Details here! Bytes with bits and chips with clocks. You can't say this? What a shame, sir! We'll find you another game, sir. When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, The you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!It's time to to be a sock. Mommy, make the insanity stop, I'd like to get off.That's awesome! And I am not trying to pass this off as authentic work. But as comic releif. Call me extremely silly, but when I first saw it a couple years ago, I took the trouble to memorize the first two sentences, which was not so easy either! Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.So what we did is we printed it out and ran across campus to the Wireless Networking Technologies Lab teacher ( i just so happen to be in that class) and had him read it, then we went back to the libary and analiyzed it and figured out what everything ment. The 13-digit and 10-digit formats both work. Please try again.
Please try again.Please try again. Something we hope you'll especially enjoy: FBA items qualify for FREE Shipping and. Learn more about the program. The Review Manual organizes the Handbook elements logically, grouping related concepts that the Handbook has in disparate locations. All Handbook elements are shown in blue for easy identification. Equations and their associated variations and values are clearly presented. Descriptions are succinct and supported by exam-like example problems, with step-by-step solutions to reinforce the theory and application of fundamental concepts. Thousands of terms are indexed to facilitate cross-referencing. Use the Review Manual in your FE Electrical and Computer exam preparation and get the power to pass the first time—guaranteed. Topics Covered Circuit Analysis and Linear Systems Communications and Signal Processing Computer Networks and Systems Control Systems Digital Systems Electromagnetics Electronics Engineering Economics Engineering Sciences Ethics and Professional Practice Mathematics Power Probability and Statistics Properties of Electrical Materials Software Development Key Features: Complete coverage of all exam knowledge areas. Equations, figures, and tables of the NCEES FE Reference Handbook to familiarize you with the reference you’ll have on exam day. Concise explanations supported by exam-like example problems, with step-by-step solutions to reinforce the theory and application of fundamental concepts. A robust index with thousands of terms to facilitate referencing. Binding: Paperback PPI, A Kaplan Company Important notice. It has been brought to our attention that counterfeit PPI books have been circulating. Counterfeit books have missing material as well as incorrect and outdated content. While we are actively working to resolve this issue, we would like our customers to be aware that this issue exists and to be leary of books not purchased directly through PPI.
Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. Show details In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading shortcut key to navigate to the next or previous heading. Register a free business account His books and courses have influenced millions of engineers around the world. Since 1975, he has authored over 40 engineering reference and exam preparation books. He has spent thousands of hours teaching engineering to students and practicing engineers. He holds bachelor of science and master of science degrees in industrial engineering from Stanford University. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness. Please try again later. S 3.0 out of 5 stars I used this book to study for about 3 months using this book and used another book as well to help me and I passed the Exam. Some of the topics are briefly covered which is fine for stuff like mathematics and ethics but other more important ones need more description. Looking at the Specs for the Electrical and Computer Exam this book cover topics which are not needed for the exam, and also leaves topics out. So be sure to look. However this book along with another one helped me pass. Now on to the book itself. I used this book as well as the online book at the same time. As I was getting halfway through the book, the book started to fall apart. The pages would fall out and the binding was weak. By the time I finished the book majority of the pages were falling out and had to be glued back together.Seems like NCEES has reviewed all these review books out on the market and purposely made their tests to have nothing similar to the problems in this book making it close to impossible to prep properly and pass the FE exam.
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Studied this book from front to back and did not pass the FE even after two attempts.My state requires everybody to take the FE, regardless of work experience so I had to bite the bullet and take the exam. My workload us heavy which didn't allow a lot of time for studying. Literally, the only thing I did was read through most of this book. I found out two days ago that I passed. Truly, all you engineering students, take this exam the same year you graduate from college. Look at it as an insurance policy for never having to do the math required in school and not used at all upon graduation. I can't day i would've passed the exam if I hadn't had this resource that helped me organize my studying (I had two weeks to study).The book is great at touching on sections and formulas which are listed on the FE Reference manual, but the problems is that none of the book questions resembled the questions on the FE exam. The problems on the Fe exam were structured differently and were simply harder. I relied on this book greatly and thought I was going to pass because I was under the impression that the FE exam questions were going to be structured very similar to what was on the book. Big mistake. Don't rely solely on this book. Find other books and do problems, problems, and more problems.However, sometimes when reviewing the concepts in the reference book, they would only half work a problem and you might be left having to fill in the blanks. I estimated that I spent nearly 350 hours of studying in preparation for the FE exam. Side note - I graduated college 17 years ago, and passed this exam on my first try. Bottom line - this is a great addition to your study material, but I would not have felt nearly as prepared going into the exam if I relied solely on this book.It goes nicely with the actual reference material you will have on the exam. However be aware that this manual also misguided me in some way in the simplicity of it's in chapter examples.
For instance, one of it's chapters only briefly mentions Rate of Return. However, in it's pre-chapter questions it asks for Rate of Return, which can only be found efficiently by using a program such as Excel or TI-89. Why would an FE review manual even pose such a question. Clearly we wouldn't be expected to solve it on the exam. I know this is a very specific example, but there are hundreds more I've spent countless hours trying to solve only to realize it is a waste of time in preparing for the actual exam. My advice: use this book to study the overall concepts and help get yourself familiar with the reference manual. Then leading up to the exam I would lean more heavily on an actual NCEES practice exam.I must say that many of the concepts are skimmed through and you'll have to do much digging on your own to get a better understanding. I do not recommend taking up their problems as they are much difficult than the FE exam. There are other study and problem guides out there which have problems which are more in line with what you encounter in the FE exam. However, if you are able to do the problems from PPI you'll probably be acing the exam then. All in all, the go to study guide for FE exams.Only a fraction of the info is needed. It was pretty far from that. I passed the FE on my 1st try. I used three different manuals. This manual had almost nothing in it that had a direct impact on my test. It covers so many different things that it was obvious I would use SOMETHING, but that is like saying the FE will cover some of the items you learned in school.The topics covered are very precise and only give the reader the basic idea. The best part is Math section and rest is OK. The Electrical and Electronics part need improvement as these are the core concepts and carry heavy weightage for the exam. All in all it is the best book on FE for ECE.One of the tools I used to pass the FE and provided a great summary of most of the topics in my degree.
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