Schwinn

If you grew up in America, this the bicycle that your grandfather's grandfather was chasing female tailfins on. Now don't be fooled when I say that nobody ever set any land speed records riding a Schwinn.

Style points count for everything, and anybody that has ever seen one of their huge, wavy-frame cruisers or the body of the toned-down mountain and road bikes knows what it's like to be in love.